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Musk Unveils Flying Car Before 4,000 Guests, Confirms It Will Leave The Ground Next Year

The vehicle hovered on its own suspension for eleven seconds, which organisers described as "a trend line" and attendees described as parking.

Satire  By Tim Dorsook, Senior Technology Correspondent · 19 October 2026