<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Silicon Valley Sentinel (Satire)</title><description>Reporting on things that have not happened yet, but were funded anyway. Satire.</description><link>https://siliconvalleysentinel.com/</link><item><title>Musk Unveils Flying Car Before 4,000 Guests, Confirms It Will Leave The Ground Next Year</title><link>https://siliconvalleysentinel.com/big-tech/musk-unveils-flying-car-before-4-000-guests-confirms-it-will/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://siliconvalleysentinel.com/big-tech/musk-unveils-flying-car-before-4-000-guests-confirms-it-will/</guid><description>The vehicle hovered on its own suspension for eleven seconds, which organisers described as &quot;a trend line&quot; and attendees described as parking. (Satire)</description><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 10:18:44 GMT</pubDate><category>big-tech</category></item><item><title>Paris Announces Twelve New AI Datacentres In Response To Riots, Citing Need To Give People Something To Do</title><link>https://siliconvalleysentinel.com/ai/paris-announces-twelve-new-ai-datacentres-in-response-to/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://siliconvalleysentinel.com/ai/paris-announces-twelve-new-ai-datacentres-in-response-to/</guid><description>Ministers say artificial intelligence will settle the unrest, the deficit and possibly the weather, as job seekers apply to a Texas bitcoin miner because of its name. (Satire)</description><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 10:17:35 GMT</pubDate><category>ai</category></item></channel></rss>